Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew (/jid/ /fonˈzluː/ [ward] [intestine]) is a subtropical Town located in the Cåläruf Provence of the Kingdom of Hobben.

The name Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew is derived from the Dwarven language, as Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew was founded by Valerie Hutchäyel, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has a yearly average temperature of 32°C (89°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a blistering 36°C (96°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a warm 28°C (82°F). Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew receives an average of 66 cm/y (25 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the spring. Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew covers an area of nearly 6 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 20582 m (-18373 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew was founded durring the early 15th century in fall of the year 1401, by Valerie Hutchäyel. The establishment of the new community went well, with no major obsticles durring construction.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the early 15th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew is is constructed arround a series of narrow cobblestone mainstreets which form concentric circles, with smaller strait roads linking the circiles to each other at varrious points. The town is protected by a humble stone fence which is tall enough to provide adiquite cover for defenders to fire from, but no more than that. Astonishigly, the peasent-grade are in pristine condishion, as if they had just been finished before you laied eyes upon them.

A look around Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has something terribly wrong with it. It’s impossible to put one’s finger on, but something is horribly wrong. Maybe it’s the way fog blankets the ground, but only in the connors of places. Maybe it’s the vermin scuttling between shadows in the corner of your eyes. Perhaps it’s the overcast sky which seemed to creep out of nowhere, or the distant howling of wolves. Maybe it’s all of those things together, or perhaps it's the way these elements combine with the simple fact that it is abundantly clear Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew suffered something horrible some time ago. It's as if the town itself is depressed. Smiles are few, cheer is nowhere to be had. Everyone quietly goes about their daily business not looking anyone in the eye. Regardless, you do not feel it would be wise to remain in Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew long.

Civic Infrastructure

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew's parks.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has an Arcane Academy which provides higher education in the arcane sciences.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. These lights provide nighttime illumination to most city streets.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew's natural decorations nor waterways.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

One or more crime bosses have a powerful influence within Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew. They may control crime within the community itself, or they may use it simply as a safe haven from which to direct their minions elsewhere. Local law enforcement may know all about them, but lack the strength to confront them and their paid or intimidated henchmen.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew's mayor's house was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is which made use of the classical orders and mathematically precise ratios of height and width combined with a desire for symmetry, proportion, and harmony. It used columns, pediments, arches and domes are imaginatively in buildings of all types. Decorative features were seen as largely unnecessary as the sheer beauty of the structure itself was often close to art. However, many buildings with large ceiling spaces had their ceilings decorated with elaborate paintings, simply because the large flat spaces could feel wasted.

Due to the actions of local Kami, summer is recurring in Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew.

The Soulsliver near Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew are known to be quite timid.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in winter and involves line dance to channel Elven High Magic energies of tier 2 via throat singing.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew Census Data: Year 2000

456 of Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 26 work in Agriculture
• 98 work as Craftsmen
• 36 work as Merchants
• 77 work as Service Workers
• 47 work as General Laborers
• 17 work as Skilled Laborers
• 66 work as Civil Servants
• 41 work in Cottage Industries
• 23 work as Artists
• 25 work in Produce Industries

952 of Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 43 (3%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew is accessed from a nearby river via an intricate series of locks.

POI

History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century a local hero by the name of saved most of the town when a natural disaster struck Eg Rähewtt Fonzlew. The recitation of the hero's story remains a popular tavern and fair tale.

History